You Might Be A Control Freak If…

   

  • You get sweaty palms when you don’t have a list.
  • When you ride instead of drive it increases the likelihood of a divorce.
  • You think, “If you want something done right, then do it yourself”, should be a Bible verse.
  • You will gladly admit you are wrong in the unlikely event that ever happens.
  • When other people talk you hide your boredom by sighing a lot.
  • You have made an agenda for your family vacation.
  • You actually do know what's best for other people.
  • If someone touches your stuff you will most likely “un-friend” them on Facebook.
  • You sent your wife over 1000 texts last month asking when she will be home and what’s for supper.
  • It genuinely bothers you that your favorite celebrity changed hairstyles without consulting you.
  • You enjoy surprise parties thrown for you as long as you get to plan them.
  • You have actually considered leaving a 12:00 lunch appointment at 12:01 because they were late.
  • When people call you stubborn you actually think they are complimenting you.
  • Taking orders from someone else is like a roundhouse kick to the face.
  • When people disagree with you it only proves how stupid they are.
  • Watching an episode of Hoarders makes you think of how messy everyone’s desk is at your office.
  • You always have to have the remote.
  • You’ve actually yelled at an old lady driver and felt justified.
  • You lose sleep when someone you barely know doesn’t take your advice.