The summer school break is nearly finished. Time flies by so quickly it seems out of control, doesn’t it? Here is a little humor for all the control freaks in the world. Enjoy!
You Might Be a Control Freak If…
You get sweaty palms when you don’t have a list.
When you ride instead of drive it increases the likelihood of a divorce.
You think, “If you want something done right, then do it yourself”, should be a Bible verse.
You will gladly admit you are wrong in the unlikely event that ever happens.
When other people talk, you hide your boredom by sighing a lot.
You have made an agenda for your family vacation.
You actually do know what's best for other people.
If someone touches your stuff you will most likely “un-friend” them on Facebook.
You sent your wife over 1000 texts last month asking when she will be home and what’s for supper.
It genuinely bothers you that your favorite celebrity changed hairstyles without consulting you.
You enjoy surprise parties thrown for you as long as you get to plan them.
You have actually considered leaving a 12:00 lunch appointment at 12:01 because they were late.
When people call you stubborn you actually think they are complimenting you.
Taking orders from someone else is like a roundhouse kick to the face.
When people disagree with you it only proves how stupid they are.
Watching an episode of Hoarders makes you think of how messy everyone’s desk is at your office.
You always have to have the remote.
You’ve actually yelled at an old lady driver and felt justified.
You lose sleep when someone you barely know doesn’t take your advice.